nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.

"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."

by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025

Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.

The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.

by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025

Online Troll

A retard on the internet

Me - I did this for a reason

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Me - Bitch please, what a fucking retarded troll. ?ban @online_troll retard

by 584940493395874392034839394 September 17, 2025

People online

When a YouTuber refers to a fanbase (or just people online in general) usually without realising their opinions don't matter and the internet's all a wash anyway.

This mainly affects normal people who are watching for a productive conversation, as it bogs down your video with an argument against people who will never listen to you and would never change regardless.

Moral of the story, don't spend valuable time in your video letting pixels on a screen make you angry.

Oh no, the people online got to him, gamers!

by potato44_ September 20, 2025

Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.

Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."

by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024