double fatty

What you feel like when you have just eaten a lot of cake, or have just laid around the apartment all day.

Joe: man, i haven't gotten out of the house all day. i'm a fatty
Jeff: I haven't gotten out all day and I ate a whole birthday cake. I'm a double fatty.

by Peyton Taylor February 15, 2006

Double Double Toil and Trouble

An otherwise pretty girl with an unusually long or big nose. A witch.

Taken from a scene in Macbeth in which three witches are chanting:

Double, double toil and trouble
fire burn and cauldron bubble

"She's looking a little double double toil and trouble in those new MySpace pics."

by David Davids0n July 20, 2009

double tap

to hit the trigger twice

Osama Bin Laden knows all about the double tap.

by uberdoubergooeyboners May 03, 2011

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003

double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.

Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname March 31, 2008

Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 09, 2010