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Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.
Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.
by but for October 21, 2017
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snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.
I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018
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caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.
I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.
by sadinhoney July 10, 2018
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bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂
Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm
by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018
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general nonsense 2018

2 years after the peak of this topic on a dead app called quizup, general nonsense is most noticable for the community that lives within the topic.
In the year 2018, popular users like ethanhaileybiopeytonadiscipioandtowg rule over the sad remains of this community. general nonsense is also commonly referred to as "gn"

that general nonsense 2018 topic sure is gay.
by jasperawrxd August 6, 2018
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Intestinal Noose

A hangman's noose made out of a humans intestinal tract
I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES AND PUT YOU IN YOUR OWN INTESTINAL NOOSE
by YamBoii March 12, 2019
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Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019
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