needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)

Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!

by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

he needs some milk

A phrase usually used when someone gets hurt or fails at something.

Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by flameguy788 July 25, 2016

moved the needle

When a man is aroused.

Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle

by jammiees September 26, 2018

needle

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 21, 2003

Needham

A residential town 11 miles southwest of Boston, Needham contains 13 elder facilities, nursing homes, or retirement communities.

Needham is where Wellesley goes to die.

by Rocket99 July 3, 2009

you need jesus

you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer

tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909

by sanxity July 2, 2019