Nerd Girl

There are two types of Nerd Girls, type A the fake and type B the true. Type A is the girl who usually points out that she is a nerd, she might wear glasses and act like she's a nerd to get attention. You commonly see these girls in high school, they might have fake glasses, talk about there nerdiness, and act like they know what they are talking about. Type B is the total opposite. They stay quiet and aren't seen with too many friends. They try to make themselves smaller and wear large hoodies, probably stolen from a dad or brother. Type B nerd girls are shy, but if you happen to mention something they enjoy say games or a course, sometime cartoon and anime, they will be quick to tell you a fact then be embarrassed. They are usually more creative types of people and can usually be found in art and writing courses, some are also writing for your school paper. They tend to have a messy appearance making people spread rumor and judge, but they are usually nice. They get discouraged easily by small comments and might have anxiety. Despite what you may think most nerd girls are like pandas. They are simple and shy people but fun to be around when you get them to open up. You might even see a side of them you never knew.

Girl A~ *finishes math problem* Oh I'm such a nerd girl!

Girl B~ I'll say! How did you even figure that out!?

Actual Nerd~ *pushes up glasses and continues reading the second book in Steven King's Mr. Mercedes series.*

Nerd Friend~ You already fished the first one? Wow... you're more of a nerd girl than I am...

by SpringStar001 May 12, 2017

Nerd Sniping

The act of presenting an interesting problem to a certain type of nerd, usually a physicist or a mathematician, while he/she is crossing the road, in such a manner that he/she becomes so occupied with it that he/she is soon run over.

First defined on xkcd.

"There's a certain type of brain that's easily disabled. If you show it an interesting problem, it involuntary drops everything else to work on it. This has led to me to evolve a new sport: Nerd Sniping."

by Volland January 7, 2009

Nerd Neck

A person that is trash at fortnite and spends all his time on the game and is a sweaty try hard

This kid is a nerd neck

by Brooks XD January 19, 2019

nerd chariot

A Segway motor scooter.

If Eugene keeps rolling around on that nerd chariot wearing that fanny pack, he won't have a chance with the ugliest most desperate girl on the Mt. Holyoke fuck truck.

by Nicholas D October 8, 2006

nerd chills

A term coined by Artosis of sixjax gaming. When during an epic battle of Starcraft II, one of the players does a crazy micro or move that it blows away the audience.

There's SO many banelings. I'm getting nerd chills just watching those marines.

by aznkuku June 21, 2011

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Nerd Boner

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.

Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.

by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006