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Ur sister my mister

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”
person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell
by Slap Razor April 4, 2018
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Ur sister a mister lol

When some hits you with the ur mum gay you use this and dominate them
Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*
by Big fucking anime titties October 27, 2018
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Master stayout

Its when someone partys forever and never comes home and then goes into work with the same clothes for the whole week.
Nick is a master stayout he came to work with the same clothes on this whole week
by jdeco93 April 9, 2009
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Master is out

A master is out is an interesting meme which is actually two different memes depending on what side of the Pacific you're on.

The American "master is out"

I guess I have to explain this one first even though it only makes sense after you read the second section. When 4chan was first started, a Japanese user of Futaba's /b/ tried to introduce the immensely funny "a master is out" meme to 4chan's fledgling userbase. Unfortunately, he had no knowledge of English, and only a machine translator to attempt to get the message across. So, the phrase which could probably be best rendered either "Where did my master go?" or "The dog is roaming around" was transmogrified into "a master is out." This meme was probably only posted once by the Japanese guy; 2003 was a time when any nonsense that landed in /b/ became instant comedy which had to immediately be repeated across all boards. "A master is out" had a long shelf-life because the dog image that accompanied it was cute and silly, but the intended meaning was lost before it even got off the ground.

The Japanese "master is out"

I have a single, unconfirmed report that when this image is posted on Futaba's /b/, it is a signal for "Roll Call!" and immediately everyone posts a reply with images of famous anime characters claiming to be the dog's master. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure whether this is actually true. I do know that Futaba loves shiba inu (the breed of dog pictured here) deeply so this might be a sort of lolcats image mainly known for how frequently it's reposted. One thing's for sure, the phrase "a master is out" has actual semantic meaning on the Japanese side of the ocean.
by eramag June 17, 2009
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Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
by The Irv November 30, 2010
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Master-Speccing

Receiving oral sex whilst tanking a dungeon in World of Warcraft.
Bro, I just got done Master-Speccing in ICC, it was fucking sweet."
by Pooopyshitballsack March 22, 2011
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Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011
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