Midge

an annoying little shortass

Midge!!

by Kins March 25, 2003

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

midget

a little person who is small below and full.

me- tyler is a midget.
aubret- so is sean

by eerrrr.../ April 21, 2007

F Middy

Your lord and master. Invincible. Not only feared by males, but adored by females.

F Middy owns your bitch ass.

by DJ Esus July 19, 2004

midgina

The vagina of a midget.

A man pulled a midget at a bar, but when they got back to his place he refused to have sex with her. He got out a flesh-light (see lovehoney.com) and said, "Sorry, love, I don't do midgina's."

by emileh May 18, 2008

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).

That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.

by ScibWriter July 19, 2009