MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

Mason Andrew Dowling

The best person you will ever meet in your life. Is so quirky and fun, you can't help but fall in love with him from the first moment. Loves national geographic, so make sure you catch up on your fun facts about animals, especially reptiles. He's so sweet and caring even though he may seem like he doesn't care at all, but don't let that confuse you. He really might not care at all. I love him so much... and anyone would be lucky to know and love him as well.

Mason Andrew Dowling is the best person I've ever met, I'm so lucky.

by Hindenburg lover March 25, 2023

Mason

Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.

His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday

His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before

Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”

by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024

Mason

Known to losing his female adult parent to a car crash. L boxo and nobody won that gulag

Shut the fuck up Mason

by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022

Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed

Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City

by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

Mason

Aprils obsession one day they’re gonna get married and have 10 kids no cap

Mason deeply loves april

by Aprilsgf November 22, 2022