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Hotel Mario

A great game with well designed art and is used for ytps cdi link is another game alike to this masterpiece check it out!
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic gay Luigi? — Famous hotel Mario quote
Hotel Mario by Team Chaos February 6, 2019

too drunk to mario 

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so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
too drunk to mario by k123 February 24, 2008

Super Mario 

Super Mario, despite his weight, macks it with the princess.
Super Mario by Dan Alston December 8, 2006

That's what Mario Little said! 

A variant of that's what she said Referring to the University of Kansas basketball player,Mario Little who is/was suspended for assaulting his girlfriend among many others. Used when someone says something violent or abrasive
Person 1: I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.

Charging Mario

To dash towards the exposed anal cavity of a woman with fist extended. Using the principle of enertia, you force your clenched knuckles into her rectum.
"Hey Barb! Lemme put on my red suspenders and I'll give you a Charging Mario!"
Charging Mario by E Force February 20, 2004

Super Mario 

A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"

Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!

Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
Super Mario by F0REVER UNREAL March 14, 2011