Kick Dick

1.) A kick that was intended to strike the scrotum but slightly missed the intended target. Thus, the kicking foot impacts into the penis rather than the testicles.
2.) A violent move in which someone kicks someone else in the penis as a warning of where the next kick will strike.

Jennifer warned John that she would Kick Dick him if he didn't shut up.

by Jennifer22 November 3, 2007

Kick-Asstest

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.

Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.

by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006

Pherry kick

A pherry kick is when the participant lines up for the most epic of all kicks. The spherical object is propelled behind the person and the player initiates into the "velez zone". This is when all concentrated focus is directed to kicking the juggle ball behind the back, over the shoulders and ultimately risking the game for props. This is best executed in a "male gymnast" fashion. This causes the player to look homosexual, but at the same time steezy dank. Variations of this move include: double, triple and even quaternary levels of fairy kicking. You can do this trick on grass, ledges, stairsets, flatbars, and yes even in magdons office.

that was a dank lofty hairy gossomously perpetuated scratchy beat velez-like beefy nuggety splotchy compensated resovoir twisted klutched commonwealth dictatored switch butter nook pherry kick BREH!!!!

by U.J.L March 31, 2011

Cat Kick

(v) to kick a female, who is performing oral sex on you, in her pussy

Dude I totally got this girl to let me cat kick her last night.

by Newspaper staff September 30, 2011

Kicking post

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with

He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post

by Ms Old School November 5, 2018

Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.

Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".

by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011

kicking it curbside

Chilling by the sidewalk.

We were just kicking it curbside when Bob rolled up.

by aquach August 22, 2007