Jointer

A movement of the bowel so large it dislocates the hips.

Wendy had to be taken from the restroom on a stretcher after her massive jointer. Ouch!

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

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Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

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Rainbow Joint

Rainbow Joint: a hand-rolled marijuana cigarette; consisting of 7 different strains of cannabis, wrapped in a wax (THC distallite) coated paper.

The 7 different strains represent the 7 colors of the rainbow; while the golden, oil-coated paper, the pot of gold.

Synonyms: Rainbow Blunt, 7 Dwarfs in a blanket.

The combination of the wax and 7 strains of bud in that rainbow joint got me ripped.

by Chyg December 8, 2018

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Dirty Joint

Find one who is stingy with there weed..roll em a nice sized joint..insert finger in anus an smear juices on joint. Give joint to friend..ask them to spark it up an enjoy!!!!!

"Yeah Chris O. never shared..so i gave him a dirty joint yesterday"

by James Furgurson August 1, 2005

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