the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana
by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006
by VailStraightliner December 08, 2016
What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
by Screennameless January 31, 2009
"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"
"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."
"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"
"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."
"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"
"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009
Noun
A satirical version of the Christian god in Grand Theft Auto V wielding a railgun, operating a flying bike, or driving the player's vehicle. He is summoned at random or by choice in GTA V chaos mode with the intent of disrupting or "griefing" the player. Popularised by the streamer "DarkViperAu".
Etymology: Griefer (A player that intentionally ruins the game of others) + Jesus (the name of the Christian god)
A satirical version of the Christian god in Grand Theft Auto V wielding a railgun, operating a flying bike, or driving the player's vehicle. He is summoned at random or by choice in GTA V chaos mode with the intent of disrupting or "griefing" the player. Popularised by the streamer "DarkViperAu".
Etymology: Griefer (A player that intentionally ruins the game of others) + Jesus (the name of the Christian god)
by Rektz May 01, 2022
by laberge October 21, 2009
A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.
"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."
Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
by Selo April 04, 2010