Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019

jellybean

Another word for goofball, usually used as a term of endearment.

"Dude, you're such a jellybean!"

by Johnny Winterbooth November 20, 2019

Jelly Factory Over Flow

When someone raw dogs you so much that blood and puss start coming out of your ass

“You best close your luscious lips before I turn your ass into a jelly factory over flow.”

by KermitDead November 15, 2021

JellyBean

A fatherless child who deserves to die in hell with all the furries.

JellyBean: Hi guys
Everyone: Fucking Die

by VividSyn March 24, 2022

pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

by Nick Tra April 7, 2008