garblesnarf

an exclamation such as YEAH or aight! usually used to piss someone off

if someone is pissing you off just pop on over there and garblesnarf

by Killian January 29, 2005

cock gobbler

a.) He who gobble's the cock.

b.)Consuming any chicken automatically makes one a gobbler of the cock, therefore must be called out whenever caught.

a.) Dude, better put that thing away before Harold get here. He's always gobbling up everyone's cock and never saves any for us.

b. Hey cock gobbler, where the fuck is my sandwich? Oh, ma' you know I love you. You serious, no fuckin' chicken salad for me?

by Sgt. Synonym August 24, 2008

gobbler

girl that has extra skin hanging from her neck and jerks off guys with it. (girl from ocean twp. cna do this)

damn that bitch from 8th period gave me a gobbler and rip my penis apart.

by sam kay April 8, 2005

Gobbler

a heavy-set woman with extra skin hanging from her chin resembling a gobbler of a turkey

What's that under that fat chicks chin? It's her gobbler.

by Steven Andrew Wattsir February 24, 2011

mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

GH GOBBLER

When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.

Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!

by The Slankin' Bananians #1 January 20, 2009