how the fuck did you find this
how the fuck did you find this by howthefuck June 4, 2022
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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
the fuck are you doing man?
the fuck are you doing man? by sandle143 October 23, 2018
what the fuck are you doing
The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....
what the fuck are you doing by Andreuhh January 7, 2007
DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK
Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK by munkman September 19, 2011
You fuck with me, you stuck with me
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
You fuck with me, you stuck with me by Lil Booty February 3, 2017
You fuck
*lil Timmy dislikes post*
“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”
“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”