fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.

When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl

by Nick EE March 5, 2003

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

by M B I May 14, 2009

et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

by chaty517 September 2, 2012

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

by camalus April 1, 2004

the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

by macy has too much clout January 21, 2018

fruitbuder

faggot rollerblader
made by skateboarders to make fun of rollerbading faggots

hahaha look at the gay ass fruitbuder

by taylor james February 11, 2005