Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Farmer brown

A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.

Jane got a farmer brown from Heather and her dog Rex.

by Robbie Roo April 26, 2005

Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.

Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.

by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021

Fraternity

A group of male college students who claim to uphold the ideals of Ancient Greece in their daily lives. Oftentimes, they actually do just this, and their members are much more cultured, kind, and devoted than the general public. However, there are some severely fucktarded ones that cater to the stereotype of groups of boorish womanizing idiots walking around calling everyone who isn't in a fraternity a GDI. There are some notable differences between these two types of fraternities:

1. Everyone joining a fraternity gets hazed. However, the second type usually subjects recruits to perverted and disturbing methods, and usually treats them like throwaway peons instead of potential brothers.

2. Members of the first type generally care about getting good grades. Members of the second are too busy thinking about how awesome they are for having so many friends.

3. Members of the first type care about appearing to be productive members of society. Others are in it to bang dumb sorostitiutes and get drunk/high, and care nothing about "Greek ideals"

4. Members of the first type are likable. Members of the second type aren't, and should be cornered and beaten when none of their friends are around to flaunt how worthless they really are.

Some members of a fraternity can be downright nasty. Don't lump them in with the members of a real fraternity

by FFS why am I being asked August 2, 2009

farmervision

like peasantvision but for farmers in southern Canada that get channels from the US

We get farmervision off the Sweetgrass Hills in Montana

by mbiest October 11, 2007

Farmer's daughter syndrome

Farmer's daughter syndrome is what girls have when they are prevented from getting attention from guys while they are growing up. This causes them to act "easy" or "desperate" since they have no relationship experience and will make them fall in love with the first man they come across. Attractive women of this nature are common in guy's fantasies, but rare in real life.

Guy 1:I was out in rural Wyoming last week and slept with this girl who acted like she's never seen a man in her life. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.

by Campy McGoo April 26, 2011

Fraternity Man

A man, with true moral potential, who continues to aspire to the mission and value's of the fraternity that he swore an oath to.

There is a huge difference between a frat boy and a Fraternity Man.

Who was that guy who spoke at that leadership conference?

That was a fraternity man.

by slowbow May 24, 2009