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Sharteque Sauce

A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;

projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered

when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.

Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
by El Trutay November 4, 2009
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sauce walker

One who consumes an exorbitant amount of alcohol and then aimlessly walks around.

A person who goes on a drunken escapade.

One who walks around whenever they are drunk.
Tom was being such a sauce walker last night, we found him down the street in the neighbors yard.

If you sauce walk after only 1 beer, you're just pathetic.
by dakballs January 22, 2013
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Sexy Sauce

Sexy Sauce, a slang term for lubricant.
if we do it up the chuffer we need some sexy sauce.
by Lou B. February 21, 2009
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lame sauce

Something or something that is extremely stupid, lame, or not fun.
Ethan is lame sauce because he doesn't like paintball.
by Tehmastar September 21, 2006
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Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.
While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".
by Jam November 22, 2003
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Dirt sauce

Used instead of overused words like sick, tight, sweet, etc.

Not everything can be Dirt sauce though, it must be earned and saved for special cases
Dude that chicks gotta dirt sauce ass
ha yeaaa dude i'll giver some dirt sauce

or

man Ortiz had a dirt sauce game today but Manny still weak saucing it up
by gunzoid November 28, 2006
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rape sauce

The remains after brutally owning someone, whether it be on a video game, i.e. Halo 2; or in real life. It tends to be found in a person's mouth, or around their genitals. The saying of this expression usually follows the phrases "Get Raped" or "Eat that shit bitch".
Dave: STUCK! GET OWNED BITCH!
Noob: Ewww what is this stuff?
Dave: Rape sauce, sucka! And you just got smothered in it.

Kid 1: Aw man, i just stepped on a piece of gum.
Kid 2: Not only that, but you got rape sauce all over ur new sneakers! Sucks for u!
Kid 1: Darn it!
by TwiZted LoGiC August 15, 2006
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