florida sorbet 

that good shit...you don't smoke it, you experience it you feel.

damn, that sweet sweet sobs got me like damn daniel that florida sorbet really hit

florida sorbet by millieisbagel May 28, 2021

Florida Friday 

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.

Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?

Florida Friday by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021

Florida 

The space between the penis and them balls.

Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!

Florida by The Band Ranch June 11, 2021

Florida 

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

Florida by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

Florida floor high 

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

Florida floor high by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021

Floridaverse 

A dimension of reality (and possibly a new branch of physics) so infinitely weird, that not only can any weird scenario you can imagine exist, mathematically, it must exist somewhere within the US state of Florida!

Dude, I think I just saw a monky, riding an alligator swinging a king cobra, but obviously, that can't exist.

In the FLORIDAVERSE, it can and must exist!

Floridaverse by Moe Fug Lee August 27, 2021

Florida 

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

Florida by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021