dutchland

Made-up name for the Netherlands, because the fact that the people who live there are Dutch and that the language is Dutch confuses them.

Hey, you live in Dutchland, right? Isn't weed legal there?

by Canis ardens August 3, 2005

Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.

"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.

by Delvis April 21, 2009

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Toaster Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010

Dutch Flamingo

A dutch sex position involving a yellow dildo being taped onto someone's nose while wearing a pink house robe. They have to stick the didlo into the women or man's desired entry point (anus, vagina, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo.

This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.

Girl: Wow , i got a dutch flamingo yesterday by this dutch man
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!

by lolroflbagel March 8, 2011

gone dutch

To get high, stoned. (Refers to being in Amsterdam and getting high hence the word Dutch)

Becky: Where is Jimmy?
Todd: He's gone dutch....

by Prisilla March 25, 2008