dookati

Usually caused by taking laxatives, a dookati is when you let loose and a screaming turd comes out with tremendous speed.

Debra just wouldn't stop talking to me while I was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I let out a dookati. We don't speak anymore.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dookie dookie

An Internet Meme Consisting of A Man Holding one hand on his head and one on his leg while making a funny face saying the phrase “dookie dookie”, made in 2020.

*Silence*
DOOKIE DOOKIE

by blæ May 5, 2021

sunnie-dookie-moonie-deenie

a word used in place of any cuss word.

You are walking and stub your toe on the curb and say "sunnie-dookie-moonie-deenie!"

by granny jean August 5, 2009

arch dook

A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.

Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!

Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.

by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021

Dookie sheet

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006