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drunk

when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.
You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
by Paul Flora April 1, 2008
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drunken hippie

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.
by Clint January 19, 2005
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drunken slut

the slut who crashes the party your boyfriend's at, clings to him the entire night, insisting on being beer pong partners with him every single round and then crawls into bed next to him at the end of the night after he's already fallen asleep.

most girls in your high school are drunken sluts, mainly the ones that have the least amount of respect for themselves and the highest number of sleeping partners. usually very insecure and clingy.
did you see those pictures of sally at that party with mary's boyfriend? mary's boyfriend wanted nothing to do with that drunken slut!
by AsDfGhJkLuuyt November 2, 2009
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drunkbook

after a night on the tiles, rather than texting abuse or crap, hit a larger audience by 'drunkbooking' them; drunk messaging via facebook.

mobile phones make it super easy to post facebook updates and wall messages, so get hammered and let rip.
yeah, i got massively krunked and drunkbooked loads of peeps on the drunkbus home
by flynt marco July 29, 2010
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coon drunk

its basically being as (drunk)as a native australian aboriginal, aboriginals are well known to be ruthless alcoholics who get drunk as drunk can be, they are usually (coon drunk) most days and like to drink metholated spirits or cheap cask wine or really anything thats cheap and can get them intoxicated
im going out tonight to get (coon drunk)
by bigbird772354 February 9, 2012
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drunk accident

Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.
Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.
by Chris..K January 28, 2008
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drunk

a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain
The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.
by Justin Wallace May 13, 2004
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