crystal williams

A rare beuaty person that could be the person of your dreams

Crystal Williams is so beautiful and shes the person that makes me smile

by Atvgirl05 November 6, 2017

Crystal

Meth

Want some crystal meth

by Arms-N-Hammerd December 4, 2018

Crystal

Adj; the name of a forty year old white woman who is into astrology, healing crystals, and most importantly, crystal methamphetamines. She typically has 4 metric tons of makeup on her face at any givin time, granting her the strongest neck muscles of any human to ever live.

Joe: "Hey Crystal"

Crystal: * high on every single drug ever *

by OrganDisplayer1912 November 11, 2021

Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

cryptacunaconalite

best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week

Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?

Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!

by Nate Hicks February 18, 2009

crystalize

to clarify, make crystal clear, or easier to understand

crystalize that for me, man

by envai July 5, 2016