anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.
"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."
by kandy3000 June 28, 2021
Get the crustymug. by williamnilliam June 2, 2018
Get the crusty the bowmanmug. by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022
Get the Crusty dusty mustymug. Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
by O my gosh November 2, 2019
Get the Crusty dustymug. 1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 14, 2016
Get the crusty cruisermug. A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.
Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020
Get the crustymug. An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences
Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine
by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020
Get the Crustymug.