Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

Crusty

Someone who is dirty, ugly, or nasty.

That girl Kayla Barr is the definition of Crusty.

by What's Poppin November 21, 2016

Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.

Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"

by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016

crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth

Give me a crusty sack

by VnCore December 8, 2016

Crusty

Describes something/someone disgusting

I know Jaelynn wants the D, but she's a crusty ass bitch so I ain't givin' it to her.

by ( . Y . )lover69 December 9, 2016