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crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.
"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
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[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008
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CRIPPLETARD

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK
SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

OR

MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!
by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010
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crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).
I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.
by dwt2004 June 8, 2010
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Crimpso

Ashley Schembri's version and name for a giraffe.

A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.

They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!
I went to the zoo and saw crimpsos.
by Daxius June 14, 2010
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crimpol

Career Criminal Politician.

1) One who seals records for decades.

2) One who misappropriates taxes for the benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
3) One who misuses laws to benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
4) One who authorizes brutal and deadly force for any monetary gains for one's supporters and oneself
5) One who perpetrates theft of natural resources from the citizens, which inherently belong to the citizens such as land and water.
Jerry Brown is a crimpol
Bill Clinton is a crimpol
Richard Nixon is a crimpol
Ronald Reagan is a crimpol
Lindon Johnson is a crimpol
George Bush is a crimpol
George W. Bush is a crimpol
Eliot Spitzer is a crimpol
by True_Justice September 26, 2010
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Crippey

I coat-hangered my girlfriend, but 6 and a half months later, the bitch's little fucker Crippey'd on me!
by Cripey February 20, 2011
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