The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
Get the crimpling mug.A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008
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CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK
SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!
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MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!
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MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!
by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010
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A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.
They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!
A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.
They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!
by Daxius June 14, 2010
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1) One who seals records for decades.
2) One who misappropriates taxes for the benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
3) One who misuses laws to benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
4) One who authorizes brutal and deadly force for any monetary gains for one's supporters and oneself
5) One who perpetrates theft of natural resources from the citizens, which inherently belong to the citizens such as land and water.
1) One who seals records for decades.
2) One who misappropriates taxes for the benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
3) One who misuses laws to benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
4) One who authorizes brutal and deadly force for any monetary gains for one's supporters and oneself
5) One who perpetrates theft of natural resources from the citizens, which inherently belong to the citizens such as land and water.
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Ronald Reagan is a crimpol
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by True_Justice September 26, 2010
Get the crimpol mug.I coat-hangered my girlfriend, but 6 and a half months later, the bitch's little fucker Crippey'd on me!
by Cripey February 20, 2011
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