went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017

leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009

selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark

by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners

Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."

Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"

Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."

Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."

by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011