Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.

“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”

by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025

The Carbonated Carousal

The act of drinking an entire bottle of soda, then giving a woman head. You then burp into the vagina; she queefs it back into your mouth. You then proceed to blow it into your partners face, go back down on them, and repeat the process as many times as possible. The ultimate experience.

Joe and I did The Carbonated Carousal last night, you wouldn’t believe how many times a girl can burp!!

by Blondesavagesav July 8, 2025

hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 26, 2011

noli illigitimi carborundum

Latin phrase, often used in order to communicate the phrase "dont let the bastards wear ya down."

"Terry's being a dick!!"

"Noli illigitimi carborundum, mate."

by Moussed Moose November 30, 2016

Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.

Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)

"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"

by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022