The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
A great mod for unreal tournament 2004 involving the buggy vehicle and custom vehicles where the object of the game is a lot like soccer. Many powerups: rocket, goo, flip mine, boost, repulse field generator, spider mine, nuke, and invisibility.