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cable tv

Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.
Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.
by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010
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caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.
I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.
by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006
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cabronazo

This word designes a person that is a bad guy,rude,it depends by the context,refeered to yo homies it's a word that says "great friend",but it is im the bad way,it means a really bad meaning,like ho,motherfucker,like "cabrón"but worst
Hey cabronazo,¿cómo estás?refeered to a great friend
Maldito cabronazo.refeered to you with bad intentions
cabronmaricamotherfuckermexicanspanishctm
by IvanScorpion December 11, 2015
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Swamp Cabbage

Semen that you have somehow left in an orifice overnight, after it's coagulated and gelatinous.
I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.
by Poepalean September 6, 2011
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Cabaret

Entertainment in a club/bar. Most likely to be of a sleazy kind
Now I'm Of Consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret...
by RxAxM August 18, 2007
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Larry the Cable Guy

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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Camila Cabello

Former Fifth Harmony member who moved on to bigger and better things. After giving 5H their biggest hit, Work From Home. She made her own hit Havana, peaking at #2 on Billboard.
Havana ooh na na”

“Omg! I love that song by Camila Cabello!”
by cc1bello December 23, 2017
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