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junk bump

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.
i saw junk bump in her camo pants...
by 977135 January 23, 2010
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Cooter bumping

The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images
Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?
by Albert Jason Einstein January 5, 2017
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buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.
(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!
by Nicki de Cali December 9, 2008
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bumping the grind

Making the system work for you. This may include taking home office supplies, sending out mail for free, or running your own business from work. Also known as bumpin da grind.
With his low salary and absolutely no benefits, Will realized he was never going to make it in his current job unless he began looking after his own needs and stated bumping the grind .
by maximo hudson February 5, 2009
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bump whore

a girl who will preform a sexual act in exchange for a single dose of drugs.

example: guy meets girl at party, they go awaytogether, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you.
guy meets girl at party, they go away together, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you. she's a bump whore.
by tinklebell1978 January 3, 2011
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speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis
I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.
by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003
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Love Bump

The effect of sexy or erotic movements or gestures on a man’s private parts which cause said part to become erect.
Myranda gave Chris a clearly visible love bump
by Krisy n Lizzi January 17, 2010
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