Blinsching

the act of masturbating without using pornography; to masturbate using one's own imagination

Teen 1 : Dude, were your parents home last night?

Teen 2 : Yeah, I was blinsching because I thought I'd get caught with my mags.

by blinschingcreator April 3, 2009

Blink wink

When you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake.

1) Reading computer manuals makes me blink wink
2) Watching Tidelands is a total blink wink film

by xXPrincessHeartbreakXx December 9, 2009

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

blinkin out

This happens when you pants get too short, either though too many times in the dryer or poor quality. A tribute to a favorite character from my youth, Blinky the clown and his trademark short pants.

My new jeans were perfect when I bought them, but now they are totally blinkin out. I can only wear them around the house.

by blouser53 February 23, 2010

blinker creeper

The driver in front of you, during rush-hour no doubt, who creeps at 10 mph trying to get the best postion to exit the off ramp. Typically this driver ends up running out of options and stops, in your lane, until someone let's him in.

OMG this blinker creeper is such an ass. 3 people have given him a chance to merge onto the off ramp but he keeps going----at 10 mile an hour. Just Go!

by Blame Ceiling Hue July 3, 2010

Blingshot

When you do the Ali-G handflick in the general direction of someone you dont like and all your bling flies off your hand and hits the person for whom the gesture was intended.

Retrieval of the projectile is not essential as it only cost 50p

Some Idiot, "Hey, Ali-G, your an idiot"

Ali-G, "Boyakasha", and his knuckle duster flies off his hand and smacks the idiot in the head from a range of 16 meters.

Ali-G's mate, "Nice Blingshot"

by AH-64D July 28, 2010

Blindsighting

The act of being led into a false sense of security and tricked following a sexual encounter(usually happens to men from women). Effects of being blindsighted include but are not limited to: restraining orders, cessation of relationships, withholding of sex until an unnecessary apology is delivered, filing of criminal charges, etc.

Jake thought everything was cool after his one-night stand with Tanya until she got a hold of his number and called him up the next day. She said she was really uncomfortable with what happened and just wanted to talk to him about it. Her quivering voice caused him to panic, spitting out everything he could think of to get her to calm down, recanting the events of what happened the night before. As soon as he was finished talking about the sex, she said she felt better and hung up. The next week, as Jake was leaving his class, a policeman stopped him and asked him to come to the station. Jake complied, thinking there was nothing wrong. Upon arrival at the station, the officer sat him down and asked him about what had happened two nights before. Jake, confused, asked why that mattered. The officer explained that a Sexual Assault complaint had been filed against him by a girl on campus. The only girl that came to mind was Tanya, so Jake asked if that was who filed it. The officer nodded then proceeded to arrest him. Scared out of his mind, Jake asked why this was happening and insisted he didn't do anything wrong (as he was led to believe). The officer calmly explained that he had already confessed to the "assault" over the phone with Tanya. It was then that Jake realized what had happened.

"Holy shit. . .She told me she was ok. . .but she was just blindsighting me!"

by FrozenBonez August 31, 2013