Bakersfield

The CA city also known as "Bako"
(or better spelled "Bake-o")
in reference to its typically hot temperatures, the proximity to producing oil fields (which is an in-joke for oil barons), and the predictable uber-presence of barbecue, bacon bits, and Mexican food, often served up to country-western and/or mariachi-norteno music.

While visiting Bako, try "the tri" -- which is localspeak for tri-tip, a beef cut that is (of course) barbecued.

We've been driving for ages -- are we in Bakersfield yet?

by Chabooi July 25, 2006

Baller

A person who is flying high, no lie

One straight G from the Univ of Missouri
He's a Phi Delt who wears a stunna belt
Tom's on his feet, he's bringin' the heat
He's no captain save a ho, and def not a bro
He's a biochem freak with moves that are sleek
Yeah, Yeah, he's a BALLER

by Tfrom the hood December 3, 2009

Baller

A baller was originally used to describe a Pro Basketball Player but how it refers to this context is what those playes do with thier money. They come back to thier old neighborhoods and spend thier money where they feel the most comfortable which is excess compared to the people who still live in the community. $10,000 bar bills in a local club, $5,000 shoes for a community dance $200,000 car in a neighborhood where the average value of a car is about $7,500 and the aveage age is 6-7 years old. There are men were formally poor but who have found ways to make large amounts of money $75,000yr or more but prefer to spend it among partying with the poor where they shine because of thier new found wealth than with the rich where they are shunned because of thier pedigree or color. A baller most accurately describes a man with money who likes to spend it. One who has accumulated wealth in a Roth IRA and shops at Wal-Mart for everything and is cheap when he goes out to party is not a baller. He may be wealthy but he is not a baller. A baller only applies to someone with a net income of $75,000yr or more and signs of his wealth are visible. Aston Martin Vanguish, brand new 7 series BMW, house worth more that $350,000 and he flaunts it (tastefully) among people who are not as fortunate and becomes a celebrity of sorts.

Woman: Hey baby, we can just take my car to the party. I don't think it will be a problem, will it?
Man: No baby, I am a baller. I have to represent (stay true to my reputation). We will take the silver Aston Martin.

by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005

Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.

Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times

by RadleyLad October 28, 2011

Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

by Hally13uk October 5, 2011

bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

Bakerette

A hot bachlorette with exceptional baking skills

A Bakerette is a women who is single, kicks ass in the kitchen and can bake you under the table. Her amazing skills are sufficient to catch any single man. One bite of her sweet stuff and you are hers.

by Allenna82 April 18, 2013