Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Nugget Blaster

Someone who cuts you off on the road. usually used when driving.

"What a nugget blaster they just cut me off"

by potatoacat April 18, 2020

Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.

Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off

by Step Dorren June 11, 2020

Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt

"My last shit was an ass blaster"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

juice blaster

A device often used to make juice with A lemon or lime but adding vodka in the dish with sugar or salt on the rim.

We used a juice blaster on the boat this weekend.

by PurpleBus69 September 19, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020