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mangled anus 

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.
Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "
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satans anus 

a bad/terrible smell that comes from shit, mostly used when entering a smelly bathroom
"holy fuck, it smells like satans anus in there"
satans anus by Dank_Danish November 29, 2018

Nico's Anus 

An extremely large hole in the rear side of Nico, also known to many as a "sink hole".
Damn Nico's Anus is so large and fluffy!
Nico's Anus by Bill Murray July 19, 2016

dirty frosty mexican anus 

When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay
ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco

Satan's Anus

Satan's Anus, I.E. The hottest place in the world. Hotter than hell itself.

Bellefonte, Pa means Satans Anus in Gaelic. Also, refers to State College, Pa. And all of Happy Valley.
Satan's Anus is where red necks need Vaseline on their wives faces so the knuckle sandwich's don't slip off.
Satan's Anus by Lapecka July 9, 2010

Slim Anus 

Givent to that gay ass muth fucking wigger eminem..by the best to homies in da world Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J...
Juggalo:Eminem that gay ass mutha fucker can go and fuck DR.dre!
Slim Anus fAn:wow i love men hey there mister juggalo want me to suck your dick?
Juggalo:fuck off you gay ass rapper wigger lover!
Slim Anus by ICP hommie July 20, 2008