Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.
by PooSlayer April 17, 2020
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by Fake Alyssa May 30, 2020
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by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015
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by Datpepe June 11, 2016
Get the Alyssa mug.Alyson’s are usually very nice to begin with, but after a small amount of time they are prone to becoming a backstabber. Although not all of them do it, some even make stuff up about themselves for attention. Again not all of them do this, but some even talk about themselves negatively, not because they believe it, but because they want to show how humble they are, and want to fish for compliments.
Alyson: I’m not that cute, I dong know why you date me.
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
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