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Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn May 22, 2011
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aftergasm

The rememberance of something so mind blowingly awesome that you get a momentary relapse of the initial sensation.
After seeing Dark Knight I had multiple aftergasms thinking about how awesome it was.
by cte August 19, 2008
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afterthot

A thot (that hoe over there) that you've already hit it with. Basically the left overs that you don't care about. They are so unimportant that they're merely an afterthot.
Yo, you see Juan with that afterthot? Tell me why I smashed last week. LMAO
by byumbaclot December 29, 2013
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New Hampshire After Hours Show

A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
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Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.
I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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afterburner

<noun>

1. During sexual intercourse, while assuming the missionary or doggie-style position, the male cums and simultaneously cuts a huge fart while lighting it with a match.
Good for an extra inch or two.
"After Jeremy lit an afterburner, all hell broke loose at the Chi-Alpha Homecoming orgy."
by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005
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after

A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.
In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.
by Ardella Safron November 8, 2008
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