Alabama Special

Incest. It's just incest.

"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."

by ono_bilz October 21, 2020

alabama slam cock

When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt

I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock

by Allen Write January 1, 2021

Alabama email

Spitting tobacco on someone’s computer

I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.

by VSTN January 7, 2021

acatalepsy

Origin: Greek
The impossibility of comprehending the universe.
In philosophy, is the incomprehensibleness, or the impossibility of comprehending.

The universe is acatalepsy.

by yols February 19, 2021

Alabama Merry go round

When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.

I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.

by phatman704 February 20, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021