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simp

what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them
YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The salami guy January 27, 2021
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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson
Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!
by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
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simp

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return
thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
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simp

A fucking lonely male who does everything to get a girl's attention even when she doesn't deserve his time. These are very usually found on discord and other social media platforms.
Examples of simp: rarexlll#0666, PROD. V-SIX® (MyBeatsAreNOTfree)#0555 and Papito Z.#1924
by anonymous February 11, 2020
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Simp

A word 1-15 year olds who never had sex and suck will over use when they see someone being a gentleman or having a slight romantic relationship with a girl to make themselves feel cool
Look at that simp”! 5 year old billy announces after looking up from his moms iPhone 12 seeing a wedded man with his wife
by fjxyv August 22, 2020
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Simp

A guy who ditch boys to be in girls group with hope that someday anyone of them will hook up with him ...
Biju is a real simp, he never return to boy's call but goes to death anniversary of a girl who he met an hour ago.
by 006900 August 7, 2020
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