Gambling Gary

A compulsive gambler

Gambling Gary

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

gary

A name. Specifically a name for one of Superman (2025)'s robots. Better than Four.

"Maybe one day you'll give me a name."
"Four's a name."
"Gary's a name, too."

by Hardstuck Internet August 24, 2025

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”

“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time”

by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025

Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”

“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time”

by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025

Gary Floormin

Gary Floormin is the rival to florbis Greenwell. He appears in many gloomy comics that feature him. He is evil and despicable in every way.

Terence number 2: "Yeah, I think Gary Floormin is the best character in 'The Amazing Awesome Cool and Totally Tubular Adventures of Fforbis Greenwell'"

Bob: "Shut the fuck up dude"
Terence number 2 is really stupid

by froodoodeeleedoo667 November 19, 2025