Zombie 

Former humans whom have either succumbed to extreme stupidity or have been bitten by one who has. Highly contagious the most obvious signs of infection are lack of awareness of other drivers when driving on the highway, complete and utter bull falling from their lips on a consistant basis, and most importantly any long term employee who lacks even the smallest clue as to how to perform their job duties.

The zombie manager in operations has completely infected the staff.

Zombie by Trillian31 February 20, 2010

Killing Zombies

The act of killing zombies via internet game or gaming system game. Zombies often killed using swords, guns, bows and arrows, and random objects that may not cause pain to a human, but causes much pain and/or death to these fictional zombies. Killing zombies often takes much time and requires you to have an empty blatter, a comfy chair, a can of soda, and a bag of chips. Killing zombies via internet is most addicting because you barely move your hands or your eyes and requires hardly any movements. Killing zombies is very fun if you don't die. Often when players "die", or more clearly their CHARACTERS die, they will say, "Aw, man, dude I DIED!". It is a common term used when people are killed by the zombies they are trying to kill.

Guy 1: Ah, dude! I'm so tired!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: Dude, he was killing zombies online all day! You should have been there!
Guy 1: Yeah, I was killing them zombies. It's SOOO addicting! I can't help but feed my addiction of killing zombies.
Guy 2: Hmm, I don't think I've ever spent time killing zombies.
Guy 3: Man, it's fun!

Killing Zombies by Game Wizard May 15, 2009

cock zombie 

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.

Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

cock zombie by anonymous March 4, 2005

Mexican Zombie 

Name for mexicans who stand outside uhauls, home depot and construction sites.

Someone who wants money or work; low-level mexican hustler.

(Mexican looking for work; need for work or money)

Origin: Some Black Guy?!??

Mexican Zombies jumped into my car as i drove off from home depot!

Javier, you are a mexican zombie, you can't find work?

Mexican Zombie by II Haze May 6, 2009

Obama Zombie  

One who votes in an uninformed manner, based soley on media sound bites with no reference to substantive evidence.

Most people categorized as an Obama Zombie have never read a proposed Bill, piece of legislation, or even a newspaper.

Obama Zombie by Watchdawg March 21, 2009

Zombies 

Something that people argue about the speed of the infected one. Zombies that run fast, like in Left 4 Dead, Counter Strike: Zombie Mod (whatever), and Resident Evil, are usually something that have an extent of the infection. Slow zombies are usually the dead corpse reanimated, due to radiation or summonings in movies.

Fast Zombie:

Bill: TANK!!!

Louis: Wher- *hit by tank*

Zoey: LOUIS!!!

Slow Zombies:

Civillian: They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *is bitten*

Zombies by omgnoobzor October 4, 2009

Zombie  

Zombies are re-animated humans. When a human is bit, they will eventually die, then re-animated and come 'back' to life. Zombies feast on warm flesh.
Although they they not always rip off limps and eat them, they actually don't need to eat. The only semi-function part of a zombie is their brain. Zombies can have their arms and legs ripped off, and still function. The only thing they need IS their brains.
You can only kill them but targeting their brains. You could use any object, but a gun would be preferred probably because I highly doubt anyone would actually want to be close enough to hit a zombie with bat or something.
They one have one form, although there are many... zombies. What I mean is people have made them fast, slow, stupid, smart etc.

Read World War Z it is about Zombie erg.

Zombie by Gijo February 21, 2009