Wide-a-woke 

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

Wide-a-woke by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

and then you woke up 

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

and then you woke up by adrianna June 22, 2004

Finna woke 

This is the posh and sophisticated phrase replacement for 'cool' or 'awesome'.

Keemstra: I just got a gold sticker, friend!
Little pumper: That's finna woke!

Finna woke by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 7, 2018

Snow-woke 

A hypersensitive person lacking in resilience who is easily hurt or offended by the statements and actions of those that do not agree with their own pretentious views and opinions

You must be very careful of what you say to him/her as he/she is such a snow-woke

Snow-woke by Lanky Frampard September 2, 2020

staying woke

To continually be mindful of important issues of racial, gender, ethnic, cultural, social and economic justice. To raise the social and cultural consciousness

For many staying woke has created a collective social consciousness that has protected marginalized groups and communities. For a small segment who doesn't have a clue as to what staying woke means, they have devolved into a divisive call-out culture which has created a new form of social divisiveness.

staying woke by mlhiss October 31, 2019

Anti-woke 

A person who's principles of justice, self sovereignty, and natural law do not waiver despite social pressure, gimmicks or other manipulation tactics. They are adverse to tyrannical and cruel anti-human measures orchestrated by the parasite elite (PE) such as the "gender agenda" and mass serial murder Such attacks are carried out on behalf of the PE against the anti-woke by fascists who refer to themselves (ironically)"woke". Anti-woke people seek to preserve freedom.

Anti-woke people don't have to lie because their case os rightip

Anti-woke by HumansInCommon April 30, 2023

poke woke 

girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke

When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.

poke woke by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011