a force to be reckoned with

A person or thing that has up and coming power and must be considered or brought to attention.

I am a force to be reckoned with!

by yfhureretyinsopthaeweeyeah!!!! November 14, 2013

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Friends with boobefits

when 2 people are friends with benefits but only do boob stuff; strictly above the waist

"Did you sleep with her?"
"Nah we're just friends with boobefits"

by Suckinitinsince96 January 4, 2017

nigga with crocs

Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.

cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."

by aniggawithcrocs September 20, 2017

ScavHunt Withdrawal

<noun> The malady experienced annually by a staggering number of University of Chicago students during the week following Mother's Day. Symptoms include a strong desire to duct tape various items together, a profound fear of sleep, fierce hatred of Ivy League schools (and Northwestern), and failing midterm after midterm. The only way to effectively get through it is to detox in either Cobb or the Regenstein Library for at least 12 hours.

Man, this campus seems so down this week.

-Eh, that's just ScavHunt Withdrawal. It's like this every year

by Hoover/Breck ScavHunt May 8, 2004