unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"

"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"

by blue cocaine September 25, 2018

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.

"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."

by Real big ween June 8, 2018

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high

Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

roach weed

A brown pile of weed harvested from the end of several previously smoked marijuana cigarettes.

I'm all out of fresh weed but I have this roach weed to burn.

by JoeyBomm May 10, 2021

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.

Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022