Wanking Claw

A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.

John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

University of Washington

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.

Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.

by Nob~~ June 14, 2010

University of Washington

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.

Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"

by yaley November 26, 2010

University of Washington

Faggots who wear purple.

University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold

by educatedguy October 14, 2011

Washington & Lee University

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.

Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004

walking with a ghost

-to get high
-the song "walking with a ghost" by tegan and sara can be interpreted as being high

"yo wanna come over tonight and walk with a ghost?"
"i was walking with a ghost last night and i bugged out"

by aryy August 30, 2007