Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

wankstain

what kiwi cat is when he rams my car in car driving indonesia

"Kiwi, you fucking wankstain"

by Dave epic dude July 18, 2025

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

skankety wankety

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.

hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course

by mason54m May 30, 2010

Frosty Wankstrasse

When two Gay people fuck ontop of a mountain.

Dude, did you hear? Justin Beiber just had a frosty Wankstrasse on Mount everest!

by The Cashew November 18, 2011

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011