whack attack

something super uncool

devin clarin is whack attack

by a diz March 2, 2014

poop whacker

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

whack

crazy, or cool

"man, jay knows some mad-whack positions"

by violent jay July 14, 2002

Whackin' the Krakin

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.

Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010

out of whack

One who has exhausted all desire to masturbate. In this definition whack refers to semen. "Out of" suggests you are tapped dry.

Ha ha Jimmy can't play soggy cracker tonight as he is out of whack!

by zappa2001 September 22, 2005

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003