Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.
"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019

Something that never dies
'' Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!''
by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan November 29, 2020

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024

by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021

1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021

by Xcdragex August 2, 2021
