Unfunny

Jon Stewart is the unfunniest comedian who ever lived.

Why does this guy have a career???

by weed August 15, 2004

unfireable

To make yourself indispensable so that you can not possibly get fired.

I decreased the scrap and rework and increased the productivity so that I am unfireable.

by Billie Brown August 13, 2008

Unfuckable

A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.

As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Unfuckingstoppable

Andy Milhon's Stomach

The Unfuckingstoppable Stomach of Steel

by Obsolete March 12, 2003

Unfazeable

From the raggity mouth of Kevin s.

Excuse me!!!!! What is this so called Kev moment... cuz from what I hear dat duuu cool as hell and unfazeable

by Xf8000 May 15, 2016

Unfuckified

If you get raped, and you wanna forget and feel better, you get unfuckified to undo it.

"Oh man, I got raped last night!"
"I can help you get unfuckified if you want."

by Won't saw December 7, 2006

unfloolooloop

Adj. Uhn-flu-lu-lupe. When you are unstoppable at basketball even though the person your against is better than you.

Alex: I'm gonna be beastin' on your ass mofo.
Aiden: Pshaa I'm unjukeable, I'm unfloolooloop.

by Turbansam May 20, 2008