turdbin

When someone craps on your head with a long turd and a swirling motion. the result is a pile of dookie shaped like a turbin. hence: the name turdbin

I gave osama bin laden a turdbin.

by Kevin Mathis March 12, 2004

turdasaurus

a person full of shit. an annoying person such as your room mate, friend, mom, dad, brother, sister, girlfriend/boyfriend.

My girlfriend was being such a turdasaurus last night.
Stop being a turdasaurus.

by daddydase September 8, 2009

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

fartin' around the turd

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

by Schiftie August 24, 2009

Turdulargestation

To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.

Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Turd

Poop.
Some one who is really annoying.

Person#1: Your a turd
Person#2: There's a turd on the ground..

by Dachshund15 November 13, 2017